December 2011
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Anonymous asked: ur tumblr gf doesnt work. and you needa post more pictures of yourself ! you're beautiful !
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Stay committed to one. Don't fuck around.
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Anonymous asked: Yupp haha but no luck so far... nobody loves Pandas :/ lol sorry I'm anonymous btw my phone is weird
If you like me. Actually talk to me.
but don’t throw yourself at me, because that gets annoying.
Me: Mom. . .Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside.
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Anonymous asked: Kitty thinks you're pretty (^o.o^)
Guys to girls at my school: You're hot! (;
Guys to girls on tumblr: You're gorgeous and perfect
Guys to me:
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Anonymous asked: My day was good! Better now that i'm talking to you though ^^ I had a brunch with my family at this new resort thingy that just opened up. What's the weather like in Australia?
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Anonymous asked: But if i get off anon, the whole secret admirer kinda loses it's luster don't you agree? I promise i'll get off anon later hehe. How was your day? Good I hope (:
I'm not afraid of telling you the truth, I'm...
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Anonymous asked: No xD It's a secret admirer (: First time i've talked to you but i think both you and your blog are extremely cute. Hello there!
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Anonymous asked: Instead of omg it's lingling it should be omg it's a cutie (:
People who update their facebook status 24/7
Annoying little bitches -.-
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Weird > Normal
I rather be weird then normal any day. Honestly normal people are so boring to me.. Being weird isn’t even a bad thing. You can say ” you’re so weird, you’re weird looking” all you want but honestly I don’t care.. You don’t have to talk to me if I’m ‘weird’ I am who I am.
That moment when you can't explain the mood you're...
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
I don't have a new year's resolution for the...
When hoes get flattered just because a guy who's...
Uh, don’t flatter yourself because chances are, he’s doing the same shit to other hoes.
